I am convinced that if I were ever unfortunate enough to fall unconscious while at home during the day, my children would surely kill me.
Here's how:
- Luke would straddle my abdomen, jump up in the air, and slam his bony little bottom (along with 34 pounds of his body mass) directly onto my diaphragm.
- Evie would do the same thing on my face.
- Luke would shout "WAKE UP, MOMMY!" directly into my ear and attempt to force one of my eyes open by gouging his finger into it.
- Evie would stand next to me and calmly kick me in the head.
- They would both step on various sensitive body parts as they walk around and over my prone figure.
- My hair would get pulled, my mouth would get probed, and my face would get slobbered on.
- Something would get bitten.
- If they were strong enough, they'd probably send me tumbling down the stairs.
How do I know this, you ask? Well, let's just say that curiosity got the better of me the other day and I decided to experiment.
At least the bruises are finally starting to fade...
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5 comments:
You are very brave!
I think I have enough bruises from regular play with Katie's pokey elbows to sustain my curiousity for a while! :)
Hang in there! When they're teenagers, they will do the same thing to your spirit that they're doing to your body! HA!
What a hoot! I've been waiting for a new entry! Thanks for not disappointing me!
Aunt Kathy
What! Not ONE, but TWO posts...I'm overwhelmed!
When did Evie's hair get so long? She was just here three nights ago!!!
Aunt Kathy: Thanks for that little piece of inspiration. ;-)
HonorMommy: Her hair looks longer when it's clean.
oh my goodness. i don't know whether to think you are very clever or be very horrified by the level of your sanity.
love,
cousin amy
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