Friday, February 13, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
103.7
How to tell if your son has a high fever:
"Oh my. You're so cold."
"I'm not cold, Sweetie. You're just hot because you're sick."
"That's a cold arm. That's a really cold arm."
"Where's the Motrin?!"
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"Oh my. You're so cold."
"I'm not cold, Sweetie. You're just hot because you're sick."
"That's a cold arm. That's a really cold arm."
"Where's the Motrin?!"
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Wednesday, February 4, 2009
F.Y.I. (part 3)
If you see a three year old boy running naked from his home, followed closely by his little sister (in her jammies), do not call CPS. Even when you see his mother, dressed in baggy sweats and a wife beater, chasing frantically after them.
It's entirely possible that she didn't know the tub of kitty litter next to the front door would provide such a convenient stepping stool for little children trying to reach the locks. Nor was she aware that the movie playing loudly in the house would drown out the chirp of the alarm when the door opened.
It's also possible that the boy likes to strip off all his clothes before using the bathroom and frequently neglects to put them back on afterwords, even when he's planning on making public appearances.
And it's quite apparent that his little sister would gladly follow him to the ends of the earth....or, more specifically, to the park across the street.
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It's entirely possible that she didn't know the tub of kitty litter next to the front door would provide such a convenient stepping stool for little children trying to reach the locks. Nor was she aware that the movie playing loudly in the house would drown out the chirp of the alarm when the door opened.
It's also possible that the boy likes to strip off all his clothes before using the bathroom and frequently neglects to put them back on afterwords, even when he's planning on making public appearances.
And it's quite apparent that his little sister would gladly follow him to the ends of the earth....or, more specifically, to the park across the street.
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Tuesday, February 3, 2009
F.Y.I. (part 2)
If your kids are in bed for the night, and you suddenly hear your daughter's voice on the baby monitor saying, "Pooooop, where are you?"......go and check on her.
Right away.
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Right away.
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Monday, February 2, 2009
F.Y.I.
If you're ever in a secluded park and you happen to witness a woman sitting her child on top of a trash can so he can go poop, don't judge her too harshly. It's entirely possible that the woman thought nobody was around to witness it. And her son might have really, really had to go. And the trash can might have had a lid that looked remarkably like a toilet seat.
It's also possible that her family peer-pressured her into doing it, even though she had only suggested it as a joke.
Thank you.
It's also possible that her family peer-pressured her into doing it, even though she had only suggested it as a joke.
Thank you.