Monday, March 23, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Fortune Cookies
A conversation in Panda Express:
"Here's your cookie, Luke."
"Daddy, what's that thing?"
"Oh, that's your fortune."
"Fortune?"
"Yeah, here read it."
"You read it. "
"You can read it, Luke. What does it say?"
"Well...(pretending to read)...the answer says: Don't give me a spank bottom."
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"Here's your cookie, Luke."
"Daddy, what's that thing?"
"Oh, that's your fortune."
"Fortune?"
"Yeah, here read it."
"You read it. "
"You can read it, Luke. What does it say?"
"Well...(pretending to read)...the answer says: Don't give me a spank bottom."
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