Tuesday, April 7, 2009
New Camera
Just a couple of photos I took with my new digital SLR camera. This thing is so fancy, I have to hold my pinkies up when I take pictures....
Monday, March 23, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Fortune Cookies
A conversation in Panda Express:
"Here's your cookie, Luke."
"Daddy, what's that thing?"
"Oh, that's your fortune."
"Fortune?"
"Yeah, here read it."
"You read it. "
"You can read it, Luke. What does it say?"
"Well...(pretending to read)...the answer says: Don't give me a spank bottom."
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"Here's your cookie, Luke."
"Daddy, what's that thing?"
"Oh, that's your fortune."
"Fortune?"
"Yeah, here read it."
"You read it. "
"You can read it, Luke. What does it say?"
"Well...(pretending to read)...the answer says: Don't give me a spank bottom."
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Friday, February 13, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
103.7
How to tell if your son has a high fever:
"Oh my. You're so cold."
"I'm not cold, Sweetie. You're just hot because you're sick."
"That's a cold arm. That's a really cold arm."
"Where's the Motrin?!"
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"Oh my. You're so cold."
"I'm not cold, Sweetie. You're just hot because you're sick."
"That's a cold arm. That's a really cold arm."
"Where's the Motrin?!"
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