The most popular (and heart-warming) quotes heard in my house:
Evie, it disturbs Mommy when you pull the heads off of your Barbie dolls.
Why can't anyone keep their clothes on around here?
What did I just say?
Nice try, kid.
Luke, there is no peeing in the time-out corner.
Evie, there is no peeing in the toy oven.
Kids, get off of the dog's kennel!
....get off of the table!
....get off of the counter!
....get off of your dresser!
....get off of each other!
Please stop scaling the pantry shelves.
Stop sitting on the dog's head.
Stop sitting on your brother's head.
We don't put our hands in the toilet.
Did you just shut her arm in the door??!!!
Did you just bite him?!!
Evie, Luke doesn't want to wrestle.
Ow! What was...why would you throw your sippy cup at my face???!!!
If you stop screaming, she'll give it back.
Where's the boo-boo?
Why did you take your diaper off?
FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, STOP RUBBING FOOD IN YOUR HAIR!
You should have told me you had to go poop!!!
Is it nap time yet?
Why are you dumping shampoo all over the carpet?!!
Why are you dumping lotion all over the carpet?!!
Why do we even OWN a permanent marker?!
You will obey me, child.
Please don't drink the bath water.
Where's your sippy cup?
Can you find it?
Did you even look?
Why are you ignoring me?
If you lay there quietly and let Mommy sleep for another five minutes, I'll give you anything you want.
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Kids, get off of the dog's kennel!
....get off of the table!
....get off of the counter!
....get off of your dresser!
....get off of each other!
Please stop scaling the pantry shelves.
Stop sitting on the dog's head.
Stop sitting on your brother's head.
We don't put our hands in the toilet.
Did you just shut her arm in the door??!!!
Did you just bite him?!!
Evie, Luke doesn't want to wrestle.
Ow! What was...why would you throw your sippy cup at my face???!!!
If you stop screaming, she'll give it back.
Where's the boo-boo?
Why did you take your diaper off?
FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, STOP RUBBING FOOD IN YOUR HAIR!
You should have told me you had to go poop!!!
Is it nap time yet?
Why are you dumping shampoo all over the carpet?!!
Why are you dumping lotion all over the carpet?!!
Why do we even OWN a permanent marker?!
You will obey me, child.
Please don't drink the bath water.
Where's your sippy cup?
Can you find it?
Did you even look?
Why are you ignoring me?
If you lay there quietly and let Mommy sleep for another five minutes, I'll give you anything you want.
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3 comments:
Not everyone can have a shrill voice like mine :-D.
OMG....that was so funny, and true all at the same time!!!! I love that pic of Evie....she is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
~Connie
Today: "Don't hit your sister with the car!"...and yes, I was talking about the BIG car that Honor decided to pick up and hit Ariana in the head with... Aw...good times...
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