Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Fortune Cookies

A conversation in Panda Express:

"Here's your cookie, Luke."

"Daddy, what's that thing?"

"Oh, that's your fortune."

"Fortune?"

"Yeah, here read it."

"You read it. "

"You can read it, Luke. What does it say?"

"Well...(pretending to read)...the answer says: Don't give me a spank bottom."


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2 comments:

HonorMommy said...

Good fortune :-D

Anonymous said...

Man, I wish I would have come up with that. Did it come true for him?
-Cousin Amy