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If I bribe my son with Coke to get him to eat his vegetables, do they cancel each other out?
Why is the recently deceased Pope easier to get on the phone than you are?
Can you write down the signs of concussion on a piece of paper so I can hang it on my fridge for easy reference?
Did you really spend eight years in college just to lecture me about getting rid of the bottle?
Is it strange that my greatest desire in life is to please you?
If you insist on making witty remarks, could you at least stay for more than thirty seconds so I can come up with a decent reply?
Would you mind if I recorded this conversation so I can take it to the world's fastest court stenographer and have it transcribed?
What are your thoughts on spanking?
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2 comments:
i'm telling U........U need to write a book......
I was torn between laughing and feeling the need to find you a new pediatrician...and maybe a psychiatrist..... ;-P
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