Bullet Point Bonanza

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Ten Things That Luke Doesn't Want:

• "No wanna weed a book."

• "No wanna watch a movie"

• "No wanna go poo-poo on the potty."

• "No wanna pay outside."

• "No wanna go night-night."
  

• "No wanna eat beckfast."
  

• "No wanna bwush da teef."
  

• "No wanna wash da hands."

• "No wanna tiss."

• "No wanna hud."

One Thing That Luke Wants:

• "No wanna cwack..."

(stops and thinks)

• "Want cwackers, Mommy."

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Five Ways Evie Tortures Luke:

• Open mouth kisses

• Sippy-cup larceny

• Holding out desired items and jerking them back at the last possible moment

• Crying loudly when shoved or hit, as to alert parental authorities

• Pulling the toilet seat lid down onto the back of his head while he's trying to do his business.

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